February 2012
3 posts
January 2012
5 posts
BUBBA'S FIRST CRUSH!
Bubba has a crush! On an older woman! We were at Sushiland. And after we were seated and this girl took our drink orders, he goes: “She’s beautiful.” And whenever she’s around he’s all giggly and grinning. At one point during dinner, he pointed across the room at her and said, “That girl is pretty!” I kept telling him to tell her that he thinks she’s...
The Mouse IS Boss.
Bubba: Are you winning, Mommy?
Me: Yeah, son! Like a boss!
Bubba: Like a mouse?!
OH, DOCTOR...
Amy: Have you seen my phone?
The Doctor: Your phone?
Amy: Yeah.
The Doctor: Your mobile telephone? I bring you to a paradise planet two billion light-years from Earth and you want to update... Twitter?
Amy: Sunsets, spires, soaring silver colonnades. It's a camera phone.
December 2011
3 posts
Me too, son.
Bubs: I want a lot of money.
Me: ...um...then you need to earn it. You gotta go to school.
Bubs: I already did.
Me: You gotta keep going. And you gotta get into medical school and become an Anesthesiologist like Tita Rica. Or you can be a basketball player.
Bubs: I wanna play basketball!
Wha...?!
Bubs spilled a few drops of his milk on the floor. He went and ripped off a small piece of paper towel, wiped his spill off the floor, called himself a good helper, and then threw away his dirty paper towel. When did he become so independent?!
November 2011
3 posts
ER...UHM...
So, Bubs has been grounded from his iPod, laptop games, and watching TV for a week because in preschool, he wasn’t following directions and he cost his classmates their trip to the gym (where there are toys, bouncies, bikes, etc). And it’s only been the 2nd day. And he hasn’t watched any TV. I’ve finally opened his Galactic Heroes toy he got for his 3rd bday. (From Mariel?)...
“Yes, it’s rather funny, really, that next to no one realized the snake...”
– J.K. Rowling
Say, whaaat?!
Bubs: Hey, Mom!
Me: Hmmm?
Bubs: Guess what!?
Me: What?
Bubs: I ate all your candy!
Me: Are you trying to pull a Jimmy Kimmel on me?
Bubs: Your candy is in my tummy.
October 2011
16 posts
Steve Wozniak is first in line for iPhone →
13 tags
The difference between men and women after a break...
wowfunniestposts:
Men:
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Women
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Unless you’re Bella Swan
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
WHAAAAT?!?
Bubba: Daddy, you're so handsome.
Dad: Awww, thank you, son!
Bubba: Mommy, you're so beautiful.
Mom: Thanks, baby!
Dad: He's buttering us up. He wants something...
Bubba: Can I drive now?
*doh*
““We gotta go fly to Disneyland right now. I don’t wanna eat. We have...”
TIME TO CLEAN YOUR EARS, DAD!
Bubba: What's in your ear, Daddy?
Dad: Nothing.
Bubba: Is that poop?
Dad: What poop?! There's no poop!
Bubba: It's so dark in there...
LMAO!
September 2011
2 posts
5 tags
HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF. →
My Disney blog. Just blogged about Bubs’ black eye…
August 2011
11 posts
PREPPING FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?!
So the other day, Dad and I were pretending to be zombies who were hungry for some Bubba brain just for kicks & giggles (and to see how Bubs deals with his parents turning into zombies trying to eat his brains.) You can never start Zombie Combat Training too soon, I say. Well, he broke Rule #1 (cardio!) already and stayed put. He kept shaking his head and saying no and stomping his lil feet...
-_-
< sarcasm > I love how supportive you are. I’m overjoyed at the thought of how you value my time and efforts and that you think I’m super great! I love that you don’t automatically dismiss my ideas like they’re worth crap. It’s great to know that, in your eyes, I’m not such a worthless, good-for-nothing person. < /sarcasm >
IT'S MAGIC!
Dad: *feels a card in his pocket* What the...!? Bubs, did you put this card in my pocket?
Bubs: *blank stare*
Dad: How did this card get in my pocket?
Bubs: It's magic...
MY DREAMS?!
Bubs: Pick a card, Mommy.
Me: Ok. *picks a card from the pile*
Bubs: Whatcha got?
Me: A card!
Bubs: Oh, ok. *puts cards away*
Me: *puts the card down in the pile*
Bubs: Oh, did you lose your dream?
Me: LOL! What?! No.
Bubs: *takes the cards* Pick another one, Mommy. You can still have your dream!
LMAO! OMG! He's the cutest!!!
Mark Reads "The Hunger Games" →
I pretty much breezed through “The Hunger Games” because I just really couldn’t put it down. I started reading it with the intent of only finishing 5 chapters, since I started pretty late in the evening (around 11pm?), but the next time I looked at the clock it was 5am and I had finished the book. I should’ve read along with Mark’s reviews of every chapter. It’s...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUBBA!
3 years ago on this very day at exactly 4:42pm, I heard his cries for the very first time. Suddenly, a mix of feelings overwhelmed me: pride, joy, relief, fear, excitement, and most of all, love. I couldn’t stop crying. I wanted to hold him, yet at the same time, I was scared to. Dad got to hold him first while the doctors stitched me back up. Afterwards, I was rolled back into my room....
June 2011
7 posts
BY GEORGE, I THINK HE'S GOT IT!
So, we’ve been potty training Bubs since last September. Well, we tried last September. And he ended up not being even remotely ready. So, we revisited potty training when he was 2.5 years. It’s been a very frustrating 4 months…
Let me take you back to February. I tried introducing him to his potty. He liked it. But, he thought it was a toy. He ended up playing with it and put...
