- Bubs: I'm Darth Vader. And Darth Vader doesn't cry. But I did.
- Dad: Then you're not Darth Vader.
- Bubs: No! That was an askident cry.
- Bubs: Mom, I'm fruster-rated with you.
- Me: What?!
- Bubs: I'm fruster-rated because you turned off my iPod and I wasn't done playing.
- Me: But you gave it to me and then you started playing with your lightsaber. That means you're done with it.
- Bubs: And I put the lightsaber down and I turned back my iPod on!
- Me: Do you know what frustrated means?
- Bubs: It means mad! I'm mad!
- Me: Where did you learn the word frustrated?
- Bubs: From you!
- *doh!*
- Bubs: Is Tita Chelle at her house?
- Me: Not right now.
- Bubs: I can't wait to feed her kitties! I can't wait! I'm supposed to pet them.
- Me: We're not going to go feed her kitties anymore, Bubs.
- Bubs: Why? Cauze Tita Chelle is gonna do it?
- Me: Yes.
- Bubs: But I want you to feed the kitties. Because if you don't feed them, they're gonna starve.
- Hmmm...he may be insinuating that Tita Chelle doesn't feed her cats. But Bonnie's (one of the cats) size suggests otherwise.
- Tita Chelle! I think Bubs misses the kitties.
- Mom: So what's in it?
- Me: There's like 5 carrots, an apple and a whole lemon in each glass.
- Mom: Wow! That's alot of carrots. Is it fresh squeezed lemon?
- Me: Mom, it's a juicer. I put the whole lemon in there. The lemon will help burn off your fat throughout the day.
- Mom: Oh. You want some, Bubs?
- Bubs: I don't like carrots.
- Me: But it's lemonade. It has lemons.
- Bubs: But it's gonna burn all my fat.
Oh hai. Didn’t see you there. #pieface #pie #baby (Taken with instagram)
